Howdy everybody,


Lordy have I been busy. Are you ready for the details of my emancipation? It'd been nearly a week after the house warming party and I'm still trying to figure out what all really happened (that's when you know it was a great party). Almost everybody was there. Out of 50 RSVPed, 30 showed up. Owen was such a great help. He helped me picked out the skanky swimsuit, music, and also helped me drag my BBQ upstairs (and then down again). Of course, Timineri and Vining attended. My friends brought me such wonderful gifts. Vining got my a tray set and an oriental lamp, Timineri handed me 100 bucks in cash, Parker got me a beautiful plate set, gift cards from Huang and Do. Sweet Parker flew in from LA and ended up grilling burgers and hot dogs for us all. I somehow got so tanked and fucked up before anyone else. And lordy, the jello shots was what fucked us all up! Maybe I got so fucked up because all I did was drank and not eat a damn thing. I was saying things that were pretty fuckin' crazy. Every other word was "I have a story!" ... "Listen!" ... "LISTEN!" We partied from the pool and somehow ended up in my pad. I woke up the next day with a cut across my head, bruises all over my body and couldn't remember a damn thing. The casa was completely trashed. I went through my camera and couldn't believe or remember half of the things that was in it. People had to remind me the next day apparently that I made out with a girl (twice) and I had a three way with a gay and a straight guy. I'll take their word for it since I still for the life of me can't remember. It was WILD! The next party must be a little tamed.


I'm really loving my new shift so far. Getting off at 7PM is much better than getting off at 9PM. Another divine announcement is I made my stats last month. Not only that, I made maximum bonus payout for three grand! My first month making maximum payout. So yall kow what this means right? I'll be getting my 42" LCD and dining room set. Of course, this would mean I have to make up my mind about the dining room set. Either way, this extra money is really going to help.


Vasquez has announced that he'll be visiting for my birthday in July. I sooo can't wait. I'm trying to get everything in order before he visits. I'm also trying to plan out the whole event, including the meals that I'll be cooking. He doesn't want to go skydiving, so scratch that off the list. I don't want us to spend our life at the clubs either since that's all the we do. Ideas guys?


Alrighty, until next time.