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"Shelly's Birthday Bash"
03/08/2010


Mood: Exhausted



Ugh! It's midnight and I really need to go to bed. However, I wanted to make an entry before I fall behind. On Thursday, it was day one of Shelly's birthday bash. We went to Sand Bar (which I keep on calling Sand Box). It was slow when we got there, but not too long after getting VIP wrist bands and getting setup on our VIP booth, the crowd started to pack the dance floor! We dominated the VIP lounge as I fuckin' broke everybody off! Highlights of the night included: Shelly's mom freaked me from behind, her mom freaked me as I grinded Shelly, Leon and I freak sandwiching Shelly and Jeremiah introducing me to his "friend." Well, Jeremiah grabbed me and said, "I got someone for you." He introduced me to this white kid (who wasn't even that cute). The kid said, "I'd seen you on the dance floor. You were pretty hot." Mind you, this is a straight club. Cracker than asked, "What are you into?" And I was all like acting dumb, "What do you mean? I'm into dancing, hanging out with friends, movies..." So he said, "Well, I'm not out. I'm discreet. We can fuck around, but I have a girlfriend." I laughed at him and left. I don't recall asking if he wanted to fuck around, so why was he talking to me like I wanted him? Ugh! Silly fags... I can't escape them, even at a straight establishment. After we partied out brains out, we all went to Denny's drunk as fuck. They literally had to put all the tables together to seat us. There was like 16 of us. We were all loud as fuck, screaming at the top of our lungs and being all ghetto. I didn't get home 'till 4AM.


On Friday I went to work hung over and tired as fuck. The day was never-ending, I swear! Then when it was 9PM, I went home to put on my new hot Sinful shirt and torn jeans. When I arrived at Shelly's, she told me there's a dress code at Club Image and it's formal only. I drove all the way home, put on my Boss button up, threw on dress pants and dress shoes and bolted out the door. It was totally fun! I couldn't dance as much as the night before because it's hard to move in dress clothes. I thought Shelly's brother was sooo yummy. He was there with his girlfriend. It kinda fucked with my head when he told Leon about me, "OMG! He's so cute! I just want to put him in my pocket and take him home..." Then he stared at me allllll night. Hrmmm! It was a good night.


Today, I went to Butch and Nellie's for coffee and to do some work on the laptop. They're internet was down. Just as well because I was hungry as hell. I told Vining to meet for lunch. I then called over to Timineri and told him to meet us. I was so excited since it'd been a while since I sat down to eat with both the BFFs. I wanted to sit outside and eat so our options were limited. We resorted to Head Hunters where we already know the food sucked and the service was even worse than the food. Our server while taking our order yelled at the gay boys, "Really guys?! Put your shirt back on! There are kids here!" It definitely was not necessary for her to scream across the patio, she should have walked up to them and told them. When it was my turn to order, I said "Oh shit!" because I forgot what I wanted. She then snickered, "Come on! Can we refrain from using bad language, there are kids here." I had to refrain from beating her ass. If anyone was to complain, it should have been the parents. The next thing you know it, the server Santos, started cussing across the fuckin' patio. Not only that, the cunt forgot to fuckin' bring silverwares. I will never return to fuckin' Head Hunters again. However, we did get to see Kennedy. He even disappeared into his Gallery and came out in a dashing tuxedo for the Oscar event. He looked gorgeous in a tux! Mmm!


Today was supposed to be Shelly's dinner party. It took way too long for anyone to respond. Leon called me last minute and said, "You're coming right?!" when they were already at fuckin' Mikuni's. I said, "No. Yall just now calling me and it's 6PM. I got tired of waiting so I made other plans to see a movie with my sister." And that was that. Sister, Leo and I rushed to Arden. It turns out, we went to the wrong theater. It was playing on Ethan Way. So we had dinner at Toro's. Ugh! Sushi was horrible there. Sister and I only liked one roll called the Hang Tight. Then we went to the correct theater to watch The Crazies. It movie was great. There definitely some scary parts. It would have been better if the negros weren't fuckin' talking throughout the damn movie.


After the movie I went home and text Schlagel 'cause I miss the cutie. He's doing the whole Oscar thing with his coworkers. I wonder if he's dressed up for it too.

OMG! I must go to sleep! I'm exhausted!

 

 
 

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