Hey folks!


I'm going to try to make this quick as I am falling fast. It's nearly midnight and I'm so exhausted. On Saturday I went into the office at 7AM. I almost committed suicide. I'm glad that I didn't because I wouldn't be able to tell you what I'm going to tell you: I almost got arrested! In the word of my friend Hodge, "Yeszir!" Let me back up! So Saturday evening, I wanted to hang out with my friends. I did not want to stay out late since I must return to the office at 8AM on Sunday. All of my friends are nocturnal. Timineri was being a hermit. Vining was staying in with Josh. Jones was in taking care of his mother. LaCap was in SF feeding the homeless. Rosales was serving queens at Head Hunters. Hayden won't go out until 11PM. I wanted a margarita so I headed to the Merc myself and just as well since I needed Romeo time. I had a little too much margarita. I started to head home and stopped by Walmart to pick up a few things but ended up in Payless. Once again, I had a little too much margarita. Apparently, I ended up wanting to buy something. There was an oversized Mexican woman in front of me. I patiently waited. The Mexican lady decided to continue shopping (or whatever the fuck she was doing). I asked the girl behind the counter if I could leave my stuff there, shop at Walmart and come back for it. The girl said "It's ok, I'll ring you up over here. I don't think she's done yet..." The blubber-butt came back and first yelled at me, "Helloooo! Can't you see I was here first? You can't wait or what?" The sweet girl said, "Oh, no! It's not his fault. I told him I could ring him up." She proceeded to yell at her, "Well, can you just hurry up because I got to go too." So I pretty heated and said, "Fuck you bitch! Why you gotta be a bitch you fat cunt?!" She said, "Go away fag boy!" I came up to her, "Call me a fag again and watch this faggot beat yo ass in public!" She opened up her mouth and said, "Fag boy..." again. I took both of my fists and punched her in her chest. The poor girl behind the counter jumped between us with her arms out to separate us, leaning half of her body across the counter. She shrieked, "Omg! Omg! It's not even that big of a deal. Just go or else I'll have to call the cops!" I walked out the door cussing' and hollering' as a lady peaked from a corner of one isle, too freaked out to leave the store. I then walked next door to Walmart and did a little shopping. I'm a savage!


On Sunday, Sister and I had lunch at the California Pizza Kitchen in Arden. I had the Miso Salad and she had raviolis. It was yummy! Then we headed over to Nordstrom's Rack to shop for me. I need to get new outfits for Shelly's 3 day birthday bash. I love shopping, but it's so frustrating because nothing ever fits me. I think I love shopping more for my boyfriend than for me, but I don't have a boyfriend (which is double frustrating). I ended up with three shirts that I'm not satisfied with so I will be taking them back.


Sunday evening I had my second date with Schlagel. I really like the guy. He's soooo handsome. I met him at his place. We sat and talked for a while and our lips met for the first time. It was also our many firsts. First our shirts came off and then eventually our pants. I admired him in his hot 2(X)ist briefs which made me even more rock hard than I was. Then I got on my knees and sucked his hot cock. OMFG! I can't get enough of his cock. It's so fuckin' perfect. So much for cuddling. We then went to Miso for dinner before we headed off to the theater. We had my favorite Lemon Drop roll and also the May Flower. It was delicious! Then we headed off to see Dear John. Finally, I got to see it. I must say it was more romantic on a date than seeing it with Sister. Thanks for canceling Sis! We plan to see each other again tomorrow. I do really like him and I'll give it a chance to see where it goes, however, I must stay grounded consider the reality. For example, what would hinder us is we're both tops. I'm more versatile when partnered, but I don't know about completely bottoming. I've tried it before and we all know how that ended up (obviously). I'm not going to force an ending before a beginning. Time will tell.


There are many other guys interested in me. I have not said yes to any of them. Momma have told me to always finish my plate before I go for seconds, however, I've been known to annihilate a buffet. The older I get the more I rather settle down and can't be bothered by meaningless encounters.


Alrighty folks, that covers the highlight of my life. I need to stop blogging so late so I can go back to more thoughtful and creative writing. Night! Night!