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"Smooth Criminal"
06/20/2009

Music: Right Now - Akon

Mood: Sore



Hey guys!


Just a quick note. On Thursday was an insane day. I woke up and went to the gym to primarily meet this boy named: Isaiah. Apparently, we've met before. He even hit on me at Sidewinder's one night. Although, I'd seen him for like only 30 secs. at the gym and he had to go pick up his friend. I continued to work out for like two hours while getting to know him through text messages. What initially intrigued me was he's a Cancer. It's hard to find single Cancers nowadays since they're all married. So when I asked the boy if he's single, his reply was "Kinda..." I'm too old to be chasing and too impatient to play the field. After that statement I was pretty much over it.


After the gym I went to yoga class with Vasquez's sister, Chrissy. I love the little fetus. She's only 18 years old and the hottest little mamma. Her yoga instructor goes to our gym. I'm not sure if he recognized me, but I think when I whispered to Chrissy: "I'm tired of this yoga crap. All I wanted to do was just to make love to him." I swore I was using my indoor voices, but he immediately chuckled right after I said that. I freaked out and asked Chrissy, "OMFG! Did he hear me? I hope he didn't hear me... Did he hear me?!" She was all like, "...I don't knooow..."


After yoga I headed over to the gym again and met with my trainer, Dennis. Dennis is putting me on heavy weights and is going to up it 100% when I'm on my steroidal supplement next month. After training with Dennis, I headed over to the gym on Riverside to work out again with Vasquez. Oh... My... Buddha... I was definitely feeling it. I'm so sore to death after he put me on heavy weights.


Last night Vasquez and I headed to Sidewinder's and we picked up his friend Charles. I've met Charles a couple times and he's a decent enough guy. We had so much fun dancing our asses off. Although, Charles mostly hung out with his other friends at the bar. Right when I got into the bar and started dancing on the box, people immediately started stuffing my pants with money and I wasn't even working. Tony and Charles got so drunk. We got stopped at a check point and thank god I wasn't drinking. The officer asked who has been drinking and I said, "The both of them. But I didn't have anything to drink.." She then asked, "Where you guys coming from?" Then she named some straight bar. I said, "Oh no! We're coming home from clubbing at Sidewinders!" Aparently, she's a lesbian so she was all like "Ohhhh... wow... Well, you guys have a good night. Get home safe." She mentioned to the other cop that the entire car smelled like alcohol, but that I haven't had anything to drink. What she didn't know was there was alcohol in my McDonalds soda cup. Yes, yes... Romeo is a smooth criminal.


After the club, Charles begged Vasquez and me to stay over. Vasquez needed to work early in the morning so after Charles whined and moaned I told him I would come over and hang out for a little bit. Charles was trying to get into my pants alllllllll night and I nearly had to throw him off of me. I told him to behave and I only like nice guys. I just wanted to sleep. He continued to attempt to violate me 'till nearly 5AM. I woke up this morning with him already going down on me. I gave in since I was sure he's no longer drunk. I hate hooking up with drunken boys let alone hooking up at all.


I now am at work. Thank Buddha for whoever inventing Red Bull. I plan to heading to gym after work today. So back to work I go!

 

 
 

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